welcome to my madness (Tag : Parenting)

Gift Certificates 30 December 2009 For Xmas, the oldest 3 children got gift certificates to the local comic book store. There is only one gift certificate per kid and each has only one. DADDY: Child 1, where is your gift certificate? CHILD 1: I don't know, Granny put it up? DADDY: Child 2, where is your gift certificate? CHILD 2: Which one? DADDY: How many do you have? CHILD 2: One. DADDY: Go get it. DADDY: Child 3, where is your gift certificate? CHILD 3: In my room. DADDY: Go get it. Child 2 arrives with the gift certificate. Child 1 sees what Child 2 has. CHILD 1: Oh, that gift certificate! Why didn't you say so? It's in my room. DADDY: What do you mean why didn't I say so? How many gift certificates do you have? CHILD 1: One. DADDY: So what does Granny have? CHILD 1: I don't know, I just made something up. 0 Comments | LEAVE A COMMENT TAGS : gift certificates, Parenting Conversations with the Queen: Short People 14 June 2007 In House, all cereal is stored on top of Fridge. With that is mind, here's the latest conversation with Queen McKenzie. Queen McKenzie: I can't reach the cereal. Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.: That's because you're a midget. QM: What's a midget? AoD: A short person. QM hops into the land of KidRoom where Captain Hysteria, Princess Gwen and visiting Cousin Eli are playing. QM: Hey, guess what? I'm a midget and a midget is a short person. 0 Comments | LEAVE A COMMENT TAGS : Parenting OCD Queen 1 June 2007 Queen McKenzie has decreed that the end the Queen's shoe laces must be the same length. To comply with this newest decree, the Queen has unlaced the laces of the Queen's shoe to re-lace them. When the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. brought up the fact that the length of the laces don't matter, the Queen's response was, "It does too matter. Everything matters. You're not the boss of me." And thus the AoD left the Queen to her constant re-lacing, but the AoD subscribes to the notion that if it doesn't matter, it's not worth debating with a 5-year old . 0 Comments | LEAVE A COMMENT TAGS : Parenting PREV

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