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<title>Welcome to My Madness : Adventures in Parenting</title>
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<description>L Jamal muses about life, kids, comics, self-publishing and whatever else comes to mind.</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Gift Certificates</title>
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For Xmas, the oldest 3 children got gift certificates to the local comic book store. There is only one gift certificate per kid and each has only one.

DADDY: Child 1, where is your gift certificate?
CHILD 1: I don't know, Granny put it up?

DADDY: Child 2, where is your gift...]]>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Conversations with the Queen: Short People</title>
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In House, all cereal is stored on top of Fridge. With that is mind, here's the latest conversation with Queen McKenzie.

Queen McKenzie: I can't reach the cereal.
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.: That's because you're a midget.
QM: What's a midget?
AoD: A short person.

QM hops into the land of KidRoom...]]>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>OCD Queen</title>
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Queen McKenzie has decreed that the end the Queen's  shoe laces must be the same length.

To
comply with this newest decree, the Queen has unlaced the laces of the
Queen's shoe to re-lace them. When the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. brought up
the fact that the length of the laces don't matter, the...]]>
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<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Realizations</title>
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Queen McKenzie of Kenzie realized that movies that are on DVD are no
longer shown in the theater. That realization comes with much sorrow as
she now knows that she will never see Lilo and Stitch in the theater.
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<pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2007 00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Royal Humor</title>
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The Queen is a royal comedian what follows is a sample of her stand-up comedy.

Queen: Knock. Knock
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.: Who's there?
Q: Banana
AoD: Banana who?
Q: Knock. Knock
AoD: Who's there?
Q: Banana
AoD: Banana who?
Q: Knock. Knock
AoD: Who's there?
Q: Banana
AoD: Banana who?
Q:...]]>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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